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bschwinn
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# Posted: 28 Jan 2011 21:20




bschwinn
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# Posted: 28 Jan 2011 22:20


Your questions aren't stupid , Oops, forgot the punch line

k412
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# Posted: 29 Jan 2011 00:37 · Edited by: k412


I went to a woman's house to get a mother cat and 5 kittens she had found. She insisted that I look outside for the other 3. I asked where she last saw them and she stated she never did, the cat had 8 nipples so.....

I really wanted to say, well I have one child and two.....


Nature has no mercy, people have the option.
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matthew polver
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# Posted: 30 Jan 2011 06:00


1. do your prairie dogs have rabies?
2. what spraypaint did you use to make them blue?
3. did you find those frogs in the woods or buy them?

AgalychnisCallidryas
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# Posted: 30 Jan 2011 12:48


More:
How do you make the white PDFs white?

(about my RETFs, I live in MA)
Did you find them in your yard?


-Liam

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daystorm
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# Posted: 31 Jan 2011 02:42


I work for an agency that regularly asks for people's sin numbers. Sometimes that doesn't pop up in the system, so I have to ask for their health cards. This is, 50% of the time, what people answer.

"Do you have your health card on you?"
"yes"
I listen to some shuffling as they retrieve it from wherever it is... then silence for like half a minute. I'm looking around and just about to say something when...
"Do you want the number?"


Geez, I'm on the phone! I can't see the number and I sure didn't want you to take it out so you could admire the photo of yourself! Yes, I want the number! (would never dream of saying that though!)


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Budgie: 0:1:0
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Biewer yorkie 1:0:0
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FwoGiZ
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# Posted: 31 Jan 2011 03:23


in canada, we dont have zip codes, we have postal codes which are ALWAYS letter-number-letter number-letter-number
like
G5H 1P5 ie
well beleive it or not, some clerk that was working for Purolator asked me if the "1" was a "I" or a "1" as i had hand writen the number one like we simply do...


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Battyheather
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# Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:27


" do frogs actually go "ribbbet" this was in a lecture at university!

Amphibians
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# Posted: 31 Jan 2011 15:37


"can I make it so my frog won't hop?'' lol i was asked that yesterday


Glass Frogs
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# Posted: 31 Jan 2011 15:40 · Edited by: Amphibians


I also live in MA and a guy saw my Bicolors. (waxy's) and said. "WOW those are awesome, I can't wait to go home and look for some in my pond!" I honestly didn't say anything I hope he is still looking.

Also People at the Pet Store I work at asked me How I get my animals that are in my personal collection. I tell them they are shipped to me through the mail next day. They say, "Thats weird and cruel to ship animals in the mail." I laugh and and say how do you think the pet store gets their animals.


Glass Frogs
Sandy_Bear
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# Posted: 31 Jan 2011 19:57


From today:
"Do you put nuts in your peanut butter cookies?"

matthew polver
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# Posted: 31 Jan 2011 20:50


Thats weird and cruel to ship animals in the mail
my grandma said the same thing! they argue it is cruel to ship frogs but not fish, as they keep an aquarium.

Sandy_Bear
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# Posted: 31 Jan 2011 20:57


Well, it must be a rough trip for all those poor froggies being stuffed into envelopes after all

AgalychnisCallidryas
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# Posted: 31 Jan 2011 21:42


What envelope would you put a pixie in?


-Liam

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Sandy_Bear
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# Posted: 31 Jan 2011 21:55


Hmmm, well that would depend on how big the pyxie is I suppose....
But I'm sure one of these will work : envelope
they come in different sizes after all

Michelle Houseman
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# Posted: 31 Jan 2011 21:57


What envelope would you put a pixie in?
A padded manilla one

I always laugh during hunting season when I get asked: Do you really kill deer with a gun? Nope...I sneak up on them and tickle them to death!

When I mention that I keep frogs in tanks some one always asks: Are they alive? Nope, I stuff em!


Why kiss a frog to turn into a Prince, when you can kiss a Prince to turn into a frog! ?
AgalychnisCallidryas
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# Posted: 31 Jan 2011 22:21


This is kind of one. My brother is 12 and in his class last year, they had a Cuban, which we have since adopted. Pretty much every day, since the NOCTURNAL frog wasn't jumping around, they often shouted "the frog's dead."


-Liam

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Sh0e
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# Posted: 1 Feb 2011 01:00


When I was still in school I got this one pretty commonly.
Me: I'm from Korea.
Idiot: North or South?


Shhhhhhoe
Don't blame the question when you're the stupid one.

(superscheu at yahoo dot com)
FwoGiZ
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# Posted: 1 Feb 2011 20:10


at least he knows korea is separated in two.. he just dunno why >_>
a kid trying to look smart


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Mercedesherp
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# Posted: 2 Feb 2011 22:10


WARNING TO ALL..............
YOU CAN CATCH WARTS .....................
( use ultra fine mesh netting )

And, are you not happy to be able to work with these animals. Imagine
for one minute anyone who had our interest in 1500 - 1700 AD.
You would surely have been burned as a witch or worse.


The psuedo-science of Amphibiology, and the development of Amphibiologists
has begun
sschind
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# Posted: 3 Feb 2011 23:35


The teacher and mother in me are patiently re-stating the mantra that the only stupid question is the one that doesn't get asked.


I used to think that as well but since I have been dealing with the public I have changed my mind.

After thoughtfully studying a tank full of black tetras and white tetras one of my customers proceeded to ask me...and I quote... "which ones are the white tetras?"


Steve Schindler
Sh0e
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# Posted: 4 Feb 2011 02:03


The teacher and mother in me are patiently re-stating the mantra that the only stupid question is the one that doesn't get asked.

See my sig for my thoughts on that...


Shhhhhhoe
Don't blame the question when you're the stupid one.

(superscheu at yahoo dot com)
kckstrt
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# Posted: 4 Feb 2011 06:23


I work in a camera store/photo lab. People constantly come in demanding to know why their photos developed at the drug store don't look exactly the same as the ones we have done. No, we don't all colour correct things the EXACt same way :P

Or "Is this my memory card" *customer whips out battery*


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*Enzo - Tiger legged monkey frog, b. 2011

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