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# Posted: 13 Oct 2010 01:30 · Edited by: macspoison


So this sunday I'm headed to Rochester NY to bring 2 yorkies to their owner.. ONLY because of you Mum am I willing to do this!!!

My mother owns a business that takes care of dogs & cats for people while they are out or away. She usually doesn't have to do much herself, just dispatch one from her herd of hired help. But this sunday one of her BETTER clients has asked HER to bring them to her while she is in NY for a play.. This lady is the singing nun from Airplane! I don't know if you can call her a B list actress.. I'd place her in the C list if they have such a thing.

Oh the joy..

Her real name is Maureen, I don't recall her stage name then or now, she also did some songs or something. Well anyway, my Mum HATES driving on the highways and offered me the pay to do it. I like money.. I hate road trips w/ my Mum. BLAH!! Its like 18 hours round trip. We were offered a hotel and tickets, I told her HELL NO.. A Throw & Go, That's all I'm doing.

These dogs will be lucky if we stop. (Piss breaks every 50 miles.. I got your piss breaks.) I'm going to feed those pups Beefaroni before I drop them off to her. Extra special care...
Mac
Ps, Anybody else want me to drive their dogs anywhere?! Sheesh..


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# Posted: 13 Oct 2010 02:10


18 hrs for 2 Yorkies and a C list Diva? Interesting to say the least. Have fun.


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# Posted: 13 Oct 2010 02:28


Is she the nun that hits the girl in the "calm down" scene?


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# Posted: 13 Oct 2010 02:34


She is a A list Diva.. Hence my cruel wording above. She's a NUT.

She is that Nun!
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# Posted: 13 Oct 2010 02:37


Mac- HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!


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# Posted: 13 Oct 2010 02:44


Maureen Mcgovern.. That's her "name"

The Poseidon Adventure and The Towering Inferno were a couple movies she had hit songs for. She made her $$$ from her a hit song in the early 70's..

She is paying 2K to have her dogs driven up to NY so you can see them while you do a two week play..

And here i wipe my ass with $5 bills..STARVING. Some folks have all the luck.
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# Posted: 13 Oct 2010 02:55


She has 6 beds for these two pound feeder rodents and she has a morning food and an evening food for them. We have to warm up the morning food.

I hope the dashboard is sunny..and warm.
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# Posted: 13 Oct 2010 03:05


Mac this may be your calling, Dog Taxi, by Mac, includes free fruit flies to make the dogs think they have fleas. Dart frogs to lick for their over the road sedative. Wick could be Cato! in a moo moo instead of a cape.

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# Posted: 13 Oct 2010 03:19


Oh, I'm hot gluing that idea to my exposed cheeks behind my assless & chapped asschaps and like a homeless man on a ham sandwich..

I'm on it!

Wick, moo moo yourself, what's the matter with you?!
Gross..
Mac


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# Posted: 14 Oct 2010 02:45


LMAO!!!

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# Posted: 14 Oct 2010 03:28


So I'm renting a car and Maureen would like for it to be detailed.. Before we put the dogs in there.

Maybe we should power wash the dogs as well. I may bring these pups up in gallon sized mason jars. Tis the canning season.
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# Posted: 14 Oct 2010 05:20


Wow. She sounds like a ton o fun, I'm thinking it's going to be a love connection. She will plant one on you in sheer joy of having her babies and then want to have your babies.


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# Posted: 14 Oct 2010 05:54


k412 , wow , now thats too funnyI think Mac needs a sugar momma!

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# Posted: 14 Oct 2010 11:11 · Edited by: macspoison


I'm all for a sugar momma, but she has to have some sugar!! Not just money besides she has to be 60+ years old now..

Does sugar go bad?

I have yet to meet or talk to her, all this goes through the mother. Its a Throw 'n Go when we get there.
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# Posted: 14 Oct 2010 14:38


and remember, Mac, there's got to be a morning after if you can hold on through the night .......


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# Posted: 14 Oct 2010 15:32 · Edited by: Heather


I like money..

I heard the guy from Idiocracy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZHCVyllnck

P.S. be nice to the dogs... ya never know you could get something extra outta the deal... like more money! LOL


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# Posted: 14 Oct 2010 15:56


Wow Phineas, LOL

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# Posted: 14 Oct 2010 17:03


Oh Phin.. Where were you this summer @ the PTL show?! I did some hiking off the Monroe rd, thought I'd run into ya!! But sadly I didn't.

I'm gonna be nice to the dogs!! That is if they survive the trip.
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# Posted: 14 Oct 2010 18:48


Yeah, well I forgot the rest of the lyrics anyway but be sure to belt that first line out when you see her...... it will no doubt add to your gratuity.

I slept through the Portland show. Getting old.


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# Posted: 14 Oct 2010 20:19


I thought about getting a t-shirt made and say something like "Your my fav!!" But I think she would sense my sarcasim. Her mgr is meeting us to deliver the dogs to her dressing room. I don't think we are able to meet up w/ her now. She has her first performance around 3.. I THINK we may juuuusst be a little late.. ;)

Slept through it?! Well it was the same as last year.. So next time dream of 09' and "relive the moment!"
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# Posted: 17 Oct 2010 00:34


So, just thought this was funny..

She has my mother pack 2 totes for the dogs, Paper Towels, Bottled Water, Lysol.. All these things she can get @ any Walmart. I ask, Why does she have you get this?!

"She avoids stores, because of autograph seekers.."

That woman could get caught crap'n on the front yard of the President, get booked and the story placed on the front page and NO ONE would recognize her!!!! WTF?! I then told my mom to get me some toilet cleaner and a garden hose while she is out.
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# Posted: 18 Oct 2010 18:31


"There's got to be a morning after
We're moving closer to the shore
I'll know we'll be there by tomorrow,
And we'll escape the darkness
We won't need piss breaks anymore"


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# Posted: 20 Oct 2010 02:52


Nice!
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