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Sandy_Bear
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# Posted: 13 Aug 2011 23:30


My BF showed me this funny frog joke that he found on Reddit

An engineer was crossing the road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

Jawsofafrog
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# Posted: 14 Aug 2011 03:55


haha


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agnatha3141
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# Posted: 8 Sep 2011 02:28


that's truly a good one. You seen the one. Guy at a sperm doctor with a slide up that shows froglets instead of sperm. Doctor says "you don't get laid much huh"


simko
ljasmine
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# Posted: 24 Nov 2011 17:54


not funny


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Red Eyed Treefrog Man
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# Posted: 25 Nov 2011 18:02


I've heard this one before except it was a computer geek instead of a engineer. It's one of my favorite jokes!

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